A note from a monthly friend

Dear Jess,

I would like to lay on the floor and eat chocolate.

I would like to sit on the couch and eat pizza.

I would like to cry and eat queso.

I would like to be irrational about anything normal, and normal about anything irrational.

I would like to make you feel like you are crazy with large amounts of ADD pumping through your veins.

I would like you to gain and lose 5 pounds in three days.

love,
Your PMS