There is also this weird honeymoon phase of marriage after your actual honeymoon where it is quite possibly the most romantic thing to sit on the couch together and watch TV and grow fat. You just want to sit there with your honey and snuggle right in front of the Tube. Everything else lessens in comparison to the complete joy it is to watch TV with your new spouse knowing that neither of you have to drive home after your show ends. I think it is comparable to the first semester of college when you realize that your mom will not be waiting up for you in your dorm room, and the only things keeping you from not coming home at 4:00 in the morning is some sense of responsibility that she constantly tried to instill in you for 18 years.
All of this being said I am still somewhat ashamed of our TV schedule. I used to make fun of people who categorized TV like this, but hey people change and now I am one of them! This is more of wish list that really only Hulu and DVR can truly fulfill. Here is what we in the Hill House like to watch on TV:
Please add in copious amounts of foodnetwork and the occasional 30 Rock!